it's like an apple a day

One consistent problem I've had with roommates over the years is that we have cultural differences when it comes to ice cream. Here is a common conversation:

roommate: Whoa, where's all the ice cream? We just got it a week ago.
Anna: Yeah, we got it a week ago. We ate it all.
roommate: No, I only had one bowl. You ate it all.
Anna: ...I eat a bowl a night.

I mean, honestly, who doesn't want a bowl a night?? Now that Brita lives with me, at least there's someone who can identify with me. Someone from my bowl a night culture.