break me off a piece of that
I spent the past week in Massachusetts. I have previously described how amazing it is there and the nostalgia it holds for me. Today, I will just leave you with this gem:
We went to the grocery store to stock up for the week. My dad and I were just standing at the front of the Stop and Shop, looking at our shopping list, when I heard the voice of a middle-aged lady.
middle-aged lady: Do you think cats rule?
It took me a split second to take in the question. During that split second, I mentally went over what I was wearing. Did I have a cat shirt on? A cat sticker? Was there a cat following me? I must have been in some way representing cats, or else why would she ask me that?
As I attempted to comprehend the question and fashion an appropriate response, I looked up at the middle-aged lady and saw that she was holding a stack of about 20 cans of Fancy Feast. Luckily for me, before I had to answer her, she dropped all but 4 Fancy Feast cans. I was saved from the initial question and instead helped her pick up her gourmet cat food.
My dad, however, always makes conversation with everyone.
my dad: Do you have a lot of cats?
middle-aged lady: No, I only have one. We rescued her from a storm [blah blah blah...]
my dad: Well...she must love you.
Let me make it clear that my dad does not like cats, nor really care about their bond with middle-aged women. But, what else do you say?
I just wonder if this is a common conversation starter for this lady, and whom she chooses to approach. I'm more of a reptile person, myself.
2 Comments:
you could have avoided the whole episode by going to the Big Y instead. Those Spenc-ah folks ah wicked nutjobs.
nobody rules the night!
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