colleeeeeege!

me: Aaah, I don't ever wanna leave this place!
Jason: Me neither. These are the best days of my life! I used to think high school was, but then I came to college. But who knows, maybe the real world will be even better.
me: Uh...I hear it's not.

Maybe I should get in on that 5 year plan. I'd be in good company.