Jan says he's on strike til I get him a bigger tank

current bottom 5:

1. when people leave
   
2. insomnia
   
3. people saying they 'discovered' things like bands or restaurants - Who are you, Christopher Columbus?
4. the fact that Mr. Poopers is not eating
   
5. lack of access to affordable health care
   

current top 5:

1. combining multiple Target gift cards into one - so satisfying
   
2. grilled sandwiches
   
3. people who remember things that are important to you, without reminders
   
4. all the faces my nephew can now make
   
5. the fact that I am actually looking forward to returning to work