Moses loves Life

scene: Sitting in the basement, watching a movie. I keep sniffing the air, perplexed.
me: What smells like pot in here?
Jayme: ...Moses.

Ew. We have a rat. A fancy rat. She's actually Joel's, and we were just watching her while he was in Zambia. Her name is Moses Shipwright, and she used to be a lab rat in Bio-Psych or something. We found her in Art-Soc with a note on her cage that she needed a new home, so Joel adopted her. He stuffed her cage in the back of his car and she chilled there while we went to the Silver Diner. This was about a year ago.

She used to be named Sister. Lame.

Also, she has a crooked head, and no one is sure why. Everyone loves Moses, minus Laura who hates all animals. Especially puppies and baby bunnies. (Just kidding Laura!) So when Joel left, we had no problem taking Moses in. We like Moses.

Until she starts stinking.
Ew Moses, go smoke outside.