of all Americans...

30% can flare their nostrils.
21% don't make their bed daily. 5% never do.
40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.
13% admit to occassionally doing their offspring's homework.
50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices of snack foods.
10% claim to have seen a ghost.
57% have had deja vu.
10% switch tags in the store to pay less for an item.
69% eat the cake before the frosting.
47% drink straight from the carton when nobody else is around.
22% skip lunch daily.
9% skip breakfast daily.
14% eat the watermelon seeds.
53% of women will not leave the house without makeup on.
30% refuse to sit on a public toilet seat.
39% peek in their host's bathroom cabinet. 17% have been caught by the host.
29% ignore RSVP.
66% of women and 59% of men have used a mix to cook and taken credit for doing it from scratch.
51% of adults dress up for a Halloween festivity.
20% of men proposed on their knee.
6% propose over the phone.
66% speed up at a yellow light.

I gotta warn you - these are not from any sort of reliable source, but I hope they're true anyway.

But seriously, 6% proposing over the phone? There's something wrong with that.

I'd say about 8 apply to me. I had to look in the mirror to see about the nostrils thing. I think I need a second opinion on that one. Anyways, sorry about the lack of inspiration here. I've had a different creative outlet since I got back from spring break.