what a lame excuse for an overdue update

This morning I dreamt that I was at the grocery store when some gunshots went off. However, due to some sort of time travel, I knew no one got hurt, so I wasn't worried.

We all had to climb under the checkout lanes, just to be safe, at the direction of a Spanish-speaking police officer. While I was down there, some sorority girls stood around my checkout lane and started talking trash to me and lightly kicking me with their pointy shoes. That was annoying.

Also, there was some sort of continuous mimosa machine dripping into my cup.