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Allow me to introduce you to Three Men and a Little Hiney. It's a simple, yet addictive game.

First, everyone writes down a phrase. Then you pass it to the next person, who translates the phrase into a picture. You pass it again, and the next person looks only at the picture, and translates it into a phrase. This continues until the stack of papers has been passed around the circle. Then you look at the progression and have a good old laugh.











I think I'll take this cheap form of entertainment and market it as a new party game in a box. It'll have a bunch of little stacks of paper, so lazy people don't have to rip up their own, and when it runs out, you can buy filler packs! And there will be a bunch of starter cards that already have phrases on them, so uninventive people don't have to think too hard. Then there will be an electronic timer to tell everyone when to pass the papers to the next person, and you'll be able to set the timer for however many people there are in the group. Then the timer will tell you when the game is over as well. Also, there will be a bunch of little golf pencils. That's right, I will take an organic game and commercialize it for the masses in order to make a profit, just like the makers of Balderdash and pretty much every other boxed game.

I mean...I've...already patented it. So, don't try to steal my idea or anything, cause then you will have a BIG lawsuit on your hands, I mean huge. I just need a title for the game, and then I'll design some cool graphics for it.

Man, I should not advertise my brilliant ideas on the web, due to my millions of readers. This is gonna turn out just like the Handy Stitch incident, when I invented in my head a sewing machine shaped like a stapler, then later saw it advertised on TV. True story.