awkward guy part III

another convo...more like a monologue, actually
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him: Yeah, this girl's perfect for me. We have like everything in common. Except she's Catholic. Are you Catholic?
me: ...no. [You gotta be kidding me. One time he told me he has a really good memory. Clearly.]
him: So what's the difference? Catholics don't use birth control.
me: I guess that depends on the person.
him: You really shouldn't use it at all. If you just count the days in your cycle, you can't get pregnant. It's impossible. Did you know that?
me: Sure. [Thanks for the update on my reproductive system.]
him: Didn't they teach you that in sex ed? Man, that's the problem these days. All they tell you now is to wear a rubber, right? Is that what they taught you? And I'll tell you what, you gotta get the morning after pill.
me: So, why would that be any better?
him: Cause it just stops fertilization. It can't happen that quick! In one day? But you have to take it the day after. If you take it any later, it won't do anything. Except...maybe hurt the baby. I don't know.

I guess some people just say whatever pops into their heads.