maybe she just wanted people to know

At the gas station today, the lady in front of me was wearing white shorts. I could clearly see the word DIVA across her butt.

Excuse me ma'am, I wanted to say, but everyone can read your underpants.

Instead, I just started singing a song to myself that had the word 'diva' in it, the same way I used to hum 'Debbie Downer' in college when the girl who looked like Rachel Dratch got into the elevator with me. If nothing else, I keep myself entertained all day.