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The fortune cookie is not aptly named. Maybe we should call them, "wise saying cookies" or "things that are somewhat likely to happen cookies" or "not all that helpful advice cookies."
I rarely get cookies with actual fortunes in them. One time I did, though. It said:
"You and your wife will be very happy in your life together."
That's good to know; she and I often worry about our future.
previous "fortunes" include:
"Accept the next proposition you hear."
This one could be dangerous.
"What is the distance between the eyes and the soul?"
I still can't figure this one out...any ideas?
"People find it difficult to resist your persuasive manner."
aka...Stop being so overbearing, Anna.
My dad's fortune the other night:
"If your desires are not too extravagant, your wishes will be granted."
aka...If you have low expectations, they'll probably come true.
My fortune: "You look pretty."
More like...confidence booster cookies. Oh Hunan Manor, you really know how to make a girl feel special!
posted by Änna @ 5:35 PM
5 Comments:
...in bed.
I am oh so easily entertained.
no, I do it too
dang.. bert beat me to it, oh well, i'll just write it out like i had planned.
"Accept the next proposition you hear in bed."
This one could be dangerous.
"What is the distance between the eyes and the soul in bed?"
"People find it difficult to resist your persuasive manner in bed."
"If your desires are not too extravagant, your wishes will be granted in bed."
My fortune: "You look pretty in bed."
Hehehe. this is good.
who are you...Claire? get some freaking blog etiquette and sign your posts!
haha, just kidding, but seriously
the trick also works in the humor section of the diamondback. and by the humor section i mean the horoscopes.
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