they were for a math center, of course

I'll spare you the tale of me running out of gas 5 seconds away from the station and spilling gasoline on my hands cause I didn't know how to use the pourer-spout in favor of this little gem:

me: Excuse me, do you know if you sell small Dixie cups?

Target employee: You mean the ones that look like shot glasses?

me: Yes, the paper shot glasses.